more men from my childhood:

"Hey, what's with the used books?
What's wrong with used books?
They've already been read.
Yeah, and they've already been underlined too. Get it?
That's the problem. The last guy who read them, he could have been a
maniac.
Hey, get these guys some new books. Get some new books, will you?"

Rodney Dangerfield in the film "Back to School" - 1986.